Lyft Driver
Lyft Driver
Lyin' on the floor, lyin' on the floor
Lyin' on the floor of a bar bathroom
Lyin' on the floor, lyin' on the floor
Lyin' on the floor of a bar bathroom
Check the clock, 6:30 am
Why the hell are we still here
I should be home in bed by now
I don't need another beer
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm all alone
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Where did everyone go
They're not in the bar
”Woop-woop,” is the sound I hear
As I stumble to the door
Can't say I've ever tripped that alarm before
Lyin' on the floor, lyin' on the floor,
Lyin' on the floor of a bar bathroom
That's what friends are for, that's what friends are for
When they leave you lyin' on the floor of a bar bathroom
Now, what I do is wait, I guess
'Cause there's not a car around
And press the button every two or three seconds
Come on, come on, come on!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, what do I see
Is it a guy named Rich in a silver CR-V
He's coming with a car
”Woo-Hoo,” is the sound I make
As I stumble to the road
Yeah, Rich, today you are my hero
Now I'm riding in a car, riding in a car
Riding in a car with my Lyft driver
We are unning from the bar, running from the bar
Running from the bar, me and my Lyft driver
Running from the bar, running from the bar
That's what friends are for, that's what friends are for
That's what friends are - Rich! You are my new best friend